--The scene cuts to show the arena. A few seconds go by, and “It Falls Apart” from Thousand Foot Krutch begins to play throughout the arena. Vector X’s image appears across the titantron.--
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Vector X: “Hello, fans of X-Hibition. It’s time for a special smear Torture Night segment. In this segment, I will be interviewing random people on the streets, asking them questions about Torture Night.”
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--The titantron screen cuts to show Vector X walking up to a random old guy on the streets. The old guy acknowledge Vector.--
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Vector: “Hey, sir. Do you think Eric Thompson is a good General Manager?”
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Guy: “Sorry, but who is Eric Thompson?”
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Vector X: “He is a wrestling General Manager of the show “Torture Night”.
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Guy: “Sorry, but I only watch X-Hibition.”
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--The scene fades to another scene showing Vector talking to two ladies.--
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Vector: “So, ladies, would you want your children watching something called Torture Night.”
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Lady: “Definitely not. I wouldn’t even watch that. What kind of human being would even want to watch that?”
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Vector: “Thank you for your time.”
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--The scene fades to another scene, showing Vector X talking to a gay guy.--
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Vector: “So, sir, what is the first thing that comes to mind when I say the words “Torture Night”.
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Guy Gay: “Ooh! It sounds sexy.”
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Vector X: “Ok…. What if I say it involved fights between two men who torture each other”
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Gay Guy: “Where do I sign up”
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--The scene cuts to show Vector on the screen again.--
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Vector: “Alright, guys. That is it. It’s been proven that the fans of the world could care less about Torture Night, and with that news…”
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